Velocity speeds and Puffles

Good Evening this is Prof Gary Waddlebottom
of the Royal Academy of Science. I say !!!
Lovely to be here.
Listen, I have a proposal for all who are interested
in testing the Velocity speed of how far Puffles fly
and implode.
Right ! First of all you need a fresh Puffle with
long hair and a robust round complexion of body.
A healthy little varmit.
Then you need a tall mountain, on top of the
ski hill will be fine.
The taller the better. Take your Puffle up the lift
and be sure to tell it that you are going on a large
exciting adventure.
Then --Ah, well this is the interesting part --
you take your aforementioned puffle and dangle them
from your flippers at the highest altitude. And you let
the puffle drop FAR down. Gravity will pull the density
of the puffle to the contact point of 0 friction.
At the result of this experiment which I have
invented in my lab after many many trials...you will
have a flattened puffle, suitable to store in your
wallet or perhaps for a bit of wall decoration.
Thank you. It has been a pleasure.
GARY