"Speacial" Position For Speacial User

We all know who keeps this place together....

It is neither an admin, or a moderator, it is a user... a user that is....


Jesse


For almost 1 year Jesse has been a helping friend, A person to talk to when times are tough, a supporter! A team player and most importantly a active forum user.

We also receive his anger spazzams and his mental meltdowns but truly he is in need of guidance. For some unknown and unexplainable reason all of the problems have stopped!

No more mental meltdowns? No more anger spazzams? Whoa, what happened? Where did the real Jesse go?

After a team of team highly trained monkeys we're dispatched to figure out the problem, they discovered it was bananas! Seriously, they just wanted bananas!

So I did some investigating, and after all Jesse is the real Jesse. So what happened? Why is he all of a sudden following all the rules and not flipping everyone off when the gets the chance?

I think it's maturity but how the hell would I know?

Anyway because of these and such acts we are actually considering you to be a moderator!

Even though you're one of the oldest CPE members (Which really isn't that old *facepalm*) we never considered you to be a staff member of CPE for many reasons.

Reasons why Jesse was never made a CPE staff member:

1. He was recklessly impulsive
   
2. He broke the rules ALL the time
   
3. He didn't seem to understand how he broke the rules even though it was REALLY easy to understand.
   
4. He flipped people off
   
5. He ate penguins (jk)
   

I know it's awful reading a list of what's wrong with you, I've been there myself, but if you could just get passed my level of retardation then you'd understand that you have CHANGED!

(Also we are just so f***ing pissed about your back-seat moderating!) Oh did I type that? I'm too lazy to hit backspace a few times so I will just type some more.

Anyway for your effort and to show that we care you will begin training to be a moderator!

Congradulations Jesse!
-Minybuddie M.
Administrator

ok i have to say jesse is the first person to be a trainee moderator that had broke 4 rules so all i have to say is WOW just WOW

CONGRATZ to jesse.there is one itsy bitsy problem.there are going to be lots of moderators now and only 1 super mod.
ps:i was one of the monkeys...i want my banana now.

Wow! What a awesome speech about me! Yay me! Thanks MB!

Congrats to Jesse

i think jjipper and rookie should be the super mods

And I should be a mod.

yea but you should be a trainee first

Yeah then a mod.

I agree, so congradulations.

Congrajulations!
P.s -I know I spelt that wrong.
P.s.s - Contratz again to Jesse lets party

Yes! Lets party! And Look! Ur back to UOTW again!

lucky

anyway yay for you but i want to be a mod but i need to train lol