Prank Calling TBN

Background Information: TBN has their own prayer hot line that people
call in to every day. It's open twenty-four hours a day, seven days a
week (except maybe sometimes Sunday).


WOMAN: Hello this is TBN, how may we help you today?
ME: Uh, I'd like some prayer.
WOMAN: Prayer? Okay, and what is your name sir?
ME: Leeroy Jenkins.
WOMAN: Leeroy? Spell that for me.
ME: L, e, e, r, o, y, Leeroy.
WOMAN: Leeroy, alright... and where are you calling from?
ME: Wisconsin.
WOMAN: WI?
ME: Yeah, W, I, S, C --
WOMAN: Okay all I need is the first two letters. And what do you need prayer about?
ME: Well, it all started last night when my window fell off my car as I
drove down the road. You see I was just driving down the road, it was
pretty deserted, and my window fell off and I heard it hit something...
so I stopped to go check on that, and then I saw a piece of steak just
sitting there. I figured I'd just get a new window for my car and just
go on home... when I got home though the steak was on my front porch,
in my rocking chair.
WOMAN: Steak? You mean like a, um, stake in the ground or, like --
ME: Like, medium rare, well done kind of steak.
WOMAN: So a piece of meat?
ME: ... yeah.
WOMAN: And what do you need prayer about again?
ME: Well currently the piece of steak is downstairs in my den, uh,
reading the newspaper, and it's been following me around, and I'd just
like prayer that it stops following me around.
*woman hangs up*

um...FAIL!

LOL that is halarious did you really do that

Lmao prank calls rock

For me..it was not funny. But Failure at the end.

lol =D